love­ly Lincolnshire

We’re back from four days in the wilds of Lin­colnshire (at the his­toric House of Cor­rec­tion, hence the hand­cuffs lest you think we trav­el with them), liv­ing a qui­et, sheepy, horsey life. We were fed by long walks, creamy mush­room soup, roast chick­en, bell ring­ing (well, we did­n’t, but we heard it done, and saw the bell tow­er of the church illu­mi­nat­ed from the grounds of our his­toric house: the girls and John were per­haps less over­whelmed by this than I), tour­ing the glo­ries of the 11th cen­tu­ry Lin­coln Cathe­dral, the girls spend­ing all their pock­et mon­ey on choco­lates made by the local choco­lati­er in our lit­tle vil­lage, I spend­ing all my mon­ey on the few veg­eta­bles the local shop had to offer… end­less games of a game Emi­ly taught us called “Cheat,” involv­ing sub­terfuge and lies (her favorite past­times), John’s log fires (tend­ed by his own breath with­out the aid of a bel­lows, poor man, but luck­i­ly his lungs could take it). Walks across fields filled with new lambs and their moth­ers who were NOT keen on our inter­est in their off­spring! “The field of hos­tile sheep,” Emi­ly and Avery chris­tened one par­tic­u­lar green space. How they loved the drama.

I left home under the slight cloud of a bizarre blog­ging phe­nom­e­non: there was a brief gap in the renew­al of my domain name, specif­i­cal­ly “Kris­ten in Lon­don,” and for about 12 hours on Sun­day some ran­dom travel/escort ser­vice (seri­ous­ly!) took up res­i­dence on my site. Did any of you see it? Blog­ging squat­ters, John said, and kicked them off in no uncer­tain terms, although not eas­i­ly. What a weird feel­ing, typ­ing in my address and find­ing some grin­ning blonde in a back­pack offer­ing all SORTS of ser­vices for your vis­it to Lon­don! Sor­ry, mine’s only dull recipes.

Life since our return has been a hilar­i­ous, deli­cious and much appre­ci­at­ed round of din­ner par­ties result­ing in a flur­ry of thank you notes pushed through let­ter­box­es all around the neigh­bor­hood. Fri­day saw us at Emi­ly’s house post-hol­i­day being fed pier­rade, the most delec­table grilling expe­ri­ence of a life­time. Sad­ly it appears I can­not get myself a pier­rade imple­ment unless I go to France (nice induce­ment there)… it’s a plug-in grill affair involv­ing a VERY HOT stone, cen­tral to the table, on which one grills end­less bites of Annie’s plat­ters of sir­loin and duck breast slices, all dipped in mus­tard brought home from Paris by Kei­th, accom­pa­nied by the sim­plest pota­to sal­ad with spring onion and olive oil, roast­ed aspara­gus, a broad bean and feta sal­ad… DIVINE. If I get my own machine, I will let you know. There are lit­tle draw­ers beneath for raclette, that lus­cious cheesey fon­due-ish thing I expe­ri­enced in France. But just the grilled meats were lovely.

Stag­ger­ing home VERY late at night, then, drag­ging Avery with us, only to arise the next day and begin prepar­ing our own par­ty for an entire­ly dif­fer­ent set of neigh­bors (this is the par­tyingest neigh­bor­hood I ever lived in, any­where, even when all my friends lived in one build­ing in New York). I hit upon the per­fect din­ner par­ty menu, because almost every­thing not only can, but MUST, be done ahead of time. Creamy veloute of sweet­corn and rock­et, with sauteed scal­lops, fol­lowed by that deca­dent tart of crab, goats cheese, spring onion and dou­ble cream that I am now sad­ly addict­ed to. A huge green sal­ad, a killing­ly rich cheese board and for dessert? An enor­mous mound of straw­ber­ries. Again the lat­est night, the best con­ver­sa­tion, but my God, I’m get­ting too old for this and all day today I felt about an hour and a half behind in my life. We all sat around like tired cats, doing noth­ing but rehash­ing the last week or so, and as a result we feel wast­ed and over-luxuried.

So… a rare peri­od of aus­ter­i­ty will reign in my house­hold. Such as: no bread, no cheese, no mashed pota­toes. Instead of a sand­wich at lunch, sushi and bean sal­ad. Rice, not mac­a­roni and cheese! Two veg and no starch at din­ner. Just until we feel less like slugs and more like springtime.

But what a way to be fat and lazy, sur­round­ed by friends and lov­ing every artery-clog­ging minute. An ascetic recipe will fol­low. But right now, I’ll go to sleep think­ing of… crab­meat and dou­ble cream.

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