adven­tures with wild boar

--October 31st, 2010--
wild boar head

Travel, like so many other pleas­ant things (mar­riage, for exam­ple) is all about com­pro­mise.  Unless you go abroad with peo­ple who share your inter­ests, unlike fam­ily who just share your life, you end up doing a lot of things because other peo­ple want to do them.  So because John and his mom were very hot to do it, Avery and I climbed up with them to the top of the Duomo even though once we got up there, we were too ter­ri­fied to move, much less take a pho­to­graph or pose for one!  Avery bolted straight back down the 523 steps, I lin­gered for just long enough to real­ize I really felt ill, and fol­lowed her down. Here we are, very tiny and low.

Our hearts were pound­ing, from a com­bi­na­tion of exer­tion and sheer fear, for about the next hour!  Dur­ing which, because Avery wanted to, we all trooped into Sephora, where if there is a limit to her atten­tion span, we’ve never reached it.  She can spend a mind-bendingly long time in there, perus­ing — no, actu­ally touch­ing — every sin­gle tube of lip­stick, shade of blush, shim­mery things and glossy things and by the end of an hour the entire back of her hand is cov­ered with tiny sam­ples of all the products.

Have I ever men­tioned that Avery writes a makeup blog, in fact?  She’d love for you to visit.  She’ll tell you every­thing you need to know about any item you might want to apply to your face… and yet she her­self always looks com­pletely nat­ural.  How does she man­age it?

And then, because my fam­ily are really very nice peo­ple, we went to… the Mer­cato Cen­trale, the Cen­tral Mar­ket, where I could eas­ily have pitched a tent and lived for WEEKS, just going from stall to stall.  It is HUGE!  If you’ve ever been to Bor­ough Mar­ket, here in Lon­don, it’s a sim­i­lar atmos­phere, only for some rea­son much bet­ter lit!  Heav­enly.  Every­one so friendly and allow­ing me to speak my ragged Ital­ian, only slip­ping into Eng­lish when I was proved totally incom­pe­tent to dis­tin­guish between types of salami I wanted to buy!  Of course I had a com­pletely won­der­ful time buy­ing dried porcini, truf­fle puree, Parmi­giano in huge chunks, spe­cial sea­son­ing mixes for all sorts of pasta dishes, and fresh produce…

The most excit­ing, and also chal­leng­ing, thing to buy was the Holy Grail of my visit to the mar­ket… the wild boar that I’d been so eager to get a recipe for at the restau­rant the night before.  And buy it I did.

From there it was nec­es­sary to pla­cate my troops, not linger at every stall, and finally just choose the mush­rooms and fen­nel that would com­plete my shop.  Why isn’t it this much fun to buy mush­rooms in Lon­don?  And melon!  Don’t get me started.  The pro­pri­etress gave me a sam­ple and it was the juici­est, the most fra­grant I had ever tasted.  I bought more of every­thing than I really needed.

By this time I had com­pletely spent my family’s patience with the mar­ket, and had to be con­tent with the unwieldy and heavy bags con­tain­ing all my plun­der, includ­ing the wild boar which had come with instruc­tions for “slow cook­ing,” as I already knew.

Off we were to a self-improving day at the Uffizi, although truth be told, Avery and I were slack­ers.  We looked duti­fully at paint­ings, not­ing that the thing we most wanted to see, Botticelli’s “Venus on the Half-Shell” as it’s known in the art his­tory trade, had some­how dis­ap­peared.  We con­sulted our guide­book, our guide to the museum itself, a lit­tle map I had secreted in my bag.  “It’s got to be along that cor­ri­dor we first vis­ited,” John said opti­misti­cally, and there­upon another round­about of the gal­leries in search of that one lit­tle jewel.  And find it we did, but to me, the real jewel was the view from the gallery window.

We emerged, finally, hav­ing sat­is­fied everyone’s wishes for the day: archi­tec­ture, scary upwardly mobile views, the per­fect eye­lash, the per­fect wild boar, Bot­ti­celli, and, our glo­ri­ous restau­rant of the night before, for dinner!

We can cook the wild boar tomor­row night,” I assured every­one, “and remem­ber, he’s closed tomor­row night, so we’d bet­ter go now.”

THIS night, how­ever, we were treated even more roy­ally than we had been the night before.  The pro­pri­etor greeted me by name, we were seated in what we thought of as “the natives’ room” as every­one was speak­ing Ital­ian around us, instead of Eng­lish as they had the night before, not that we had minded.  And the stroz­za­preti al spinaci, even more mag­nif­i­cent than the night before… a beau­ti­ful night.

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11 Responses to “adven­tures with wild boar”

  1. Ace:

    ahhh flo­rence was so beautiful!!!!

  2. kristen:

    Not as beau­ti­ful as you, my dear! But yes, I miss it too.

  3. John's Mom:

    Wasn’t it a spec­tac­u­lar day? We could’t have added a sin­gle thing.

  4. kristen:

    Not with­out the help of The Doc­tor, I’m sure!

  5. Bee:

    Oh, I’m with you: a nice long visit to the mar­ket with LOTS of pur­chases. And did you cook the wild boar?

  6. A Work in Progress:

    That last pic­ture — gorgeous!!!

  7. Todd Adkins:

    You had me wor­ried for a minute. I thought the Venus on the Half Shell (a phrase I have not heard since art his­tory classes) was “out” (as many things are often miss­ing in the Ufizzi with­out any kind of warn­ing). Glad you got to see it! You should have brought that boar’s head in the first pic­ture home and hung it from your door on Hal­loween! And once again, y’all have a lovely daugh­ter. You’re moti­vat­ing me to get my Italy pic­tures fin­ished and posted today!

  8. kristen:

    I agree, Work! Love it. Could I get away with NOT being in the Christ­mas photo?

    Todd, too funny… I’m not even sure it’s a wild boar’s head… could it be just a pig? I love his expres­sion! I want to see your Italy pho­tos for sure.

  9. kristen:

    Bee, the recipe is com­ing up in the next post, although it was not com­pletely suc­cess­ful, for rea­sons I’ll explain.

  10. JO:

    Well, I was there at the begin­ning of John’s beard, and I must say, along with every­thing else that was divine about Flo­rence, it, too, is look­ing quite nice — salt and pep­pery — of course!

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