cats in chim­neys, or “is this over yet?”

--May 21st, 2008--
back study

Yes, I know this looks like a Vic­to­rian fire­place, and it is. But look closely. See the lit­tle stripey hands and pointy face? That’s Hermione, the world’s small­est tabby and lat­est inhab­i­tant of my… chim­ney. That’s right, she climbs over the pretty con­vinc­ing (but cold) fake coals and shim­mies right up inside. Can I con­vey to you how dirty she is after she’s done this?

Yes, the cats are home. I can­not ade­quately explain to you what it was like to get them into a taxi, all of them mewl­ing and yowl­ing (thank­fully I had a cat-friendly taxi dri­ver: believe you me, I ascer­tained this before hir­ing him for the dura­tion), all of them in their incred­i­bly heavy and bulky kitty pris­ons. They yowled all the way down the Bayswa­ter Road, all the way through the Shepherd’s Bush Round­about (it’s sad that I no longer find that name amus­ing), and finally home. I dragged them all out to the pave­ment and then had to pay off the taxi ran­som, refus­ing the driver’s half-hearted, “You don’t need help, then, miss?” and then dragged them indi­vid­u­ally through the door of the house and opened the cages. Free­dom! Crazi­ness! Chim­neys, obscure base­ment cor­ners, try­ing to weasel through tiny win­dow open­ings, all the while meow­ing like they were being skinned. A VERY LONG DAY. Add to that: I spent the morn­ing recon­struct­ing our 90-piece lime­stone brick sculp­ture in which each brick has a spe­cific place, only the codes on the back of each had been worn away in the pack­ing. Grrr! Hours later, ham­string mus­cles com­pletely shot… and a Sharpie code on the back of EACH!

Now a new wrench: I can­not divulge the details because the secret is not mine to tell (one of my favorite Vic­to­rian dra­matic phrases), but John is off on a mis­sion to per­haps accept a job. He’s in a sandy land far, far away doing lord knows what for the next two days (I cer­tainly have but a sketchy notion of his where­abouts and activ­i­ties). Why dur­ing mov­ing week, you ask? To keep life interesting.

So I am beat. I apol­o­gize for the brief, recipe-less post. Tomor­row is even less promis­ing as far as writ­ing time goes, as I have my class in the early after­noon, and then no fewer than four girls from three dif­fer­ent fam­i­lies to ferry to the rid­ing sta­bles, home for din­ner, and back to their respec­tive homes. OK, OK, one of them is mine, but it makes a bet­ter story to say three dif­fer­ent fam­i­lies. It will be an insane day among insane days. Wish me luck… And thanks for all the great com­ments! Yes, the din­ing room is very cozy, and invit­ing. I will try to post more house pic­tures soon. And the dishy antiques guy who deliv­ered the partner’s desk? Crush­wor­thy? Perhaps…

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