do you want the good news or the bad news

--March 16th, 2006--


So, don’t you think the answer to that ques­tion sim­ply defines peo­ple?  I always want the bad news first and then I can’t hear the good news by the time I get it, which tells you a lot about me.

Hmm, since I don’t know your answer I’ll go for my sys­tem: we have no heat or hot water!  No, your cur­sor didn’t acci­den­tally send you back to last week, or to last month.  Nope, it’s hap­pened again.  But let’s skip right from that and the fact that I am com­pletely sweaty and stinky from shelv­ing all my books, and Avery’s hands are beyond inky, but no one can take a bath.  Really, we’ll skip right from that to the good news which is… which is… see?  I can’t remem­ber.  No, now I do: my book­shelves are filled!  The flip side of that is the fact that there is still a box of my books to be shelved, plus four boxes of Avery’s books.  I think the only solu­tion is a quick trip to John Lewis over the week­end and see what we can just take home with us in the way of a piece of shelv­ing fur­ni­ture, if any­thing.  Lon­don fur­ni­ture stores delight in that dreaded phrase, “lead time.”  It could eas­ily be eight weeks, but let’s not think about that.

I found so many things I for­got I had!  Excel­lent mys­ter­ies, although I’m ashamed to say how many dupli­cate copies I have (“I really need to read ‘The 4:50 From Padding­ton’ and I can’t find my copy!  Quick one-click stop on Ama­zon”), a copy of my own dis­ser­ta­tion!  and other trea­sures. I cry every time I read “Under a Wing,” the Lind­bergh daugh­ter Reeve’s stun­ning mem­oir of her father), and then there were all my child­hood Nancy Drews.  Avery is right now run­ning up and down the stairs with piles of books she for­got she had, happy as a clam.

Lis­ten to what we’re hav­ing for din­ner and put it in your mem­ory for the night you can’t bear to go out to the gro­cery because it’s sleet­ing and you have no heat and hot water.  No, don’t put it under that nasty mem­ory.  It’s just totally easy.  Place a whole stick of but­ter in a heavy pot, throw in sev­eral sliced cloves of gar­lic and an onion that you’ve cut in half and sliced roughly.  Add two large cans (not the cans, I mean the con­tents) of peeled plum toma­toes, a splash of cheap red wine and a good two table­spoons of Ital­ian sea­son­ing.  Now put it on a sim­mer and go away.  Look at your filled book­shelves and gloat.  Come back every 15 min­utes or so to stir, and burst the toma­toes with your spoon.  After 45 min­utes it’s ready, but it can also sit there, for close to two hours, really low heat, if it needs to while your hus­band walks in and goes apoplec­tic over the non-existent boiler.  Grrr.  Boil some spaghetti dur­ing the last ten min­utes, make sure you’ve got some grated cheese, pecorino of parme­san, and you’re done. With this we’re hav­ing a vari­a­tion on the salad I talked about last, this one chunks of tomato and avo­cado, with a dress­ing I think is a pretty good imi­ta­tion of the weird steak­house one from yes­ter­day.  Three parts olive oil to one part any kind of vine­gar and one part dijon mus­tard, plus a quar­ter tea­spoon curry pow­der and a quar­ter tea­spoon ground cumin, plus some salt and pep­per.  And a blue­berry cof­fee cake of my own design, with a sunken gooey cen­ter that Avery loves.

I’m drop­ping with tiredness!

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