Garbage Soup, AKA Kristen’s Gazpacho

(serves LOTS)

2 soup-can size whole plum toma­toes
3 small seed­less, or 1 seeded hydro­ponic cucum­ber
1 red bell pep­per
1 red onion, quar­tered
1 large hand­ful nuts (any kind!)
1 large hand­ful bread crumbs (any kind!)
3 cups home­made chicken stock
1/2 cup white wine vine­gar
1/2 cup veg­etable oil
1 tbsp each: ground cumin, ground cloves
2 tsps ground cloves
salt to taste
cream to taste

Seri­ously: so much of this soup is stuff you might have thrown away. For one thing, you can use tired cucum­bers, tired pep­pers, tired onions you’ve used half of for tuna salad, or sand­wiches. Never throw these things away! They can always be ground up for soup.

Then, say your adorable neigh­bors bring you a rotis­serie chicken to wel­come you home. You eat some for din­ner, grind the rest of the breast up with some mayo and tar­ragon for chicken salad. Throw the car­cass in a stock­pot with some cel­ery and onion and car­rot and boil for an hour. Strain, and you’ve got… chicken stock for your soup.

Then you KNOW the air­line will insist that your child wants those two pack­ets of macadamia nuts from Lon­don to here, and YOU know she won’t want them. DON’T SAY SO. Take them, and throw them into your soup. And that heel of the loaf of bread your neigh­bors left along with the chicken? You ate all the rest for toast? Throw that in too.

So grind up in your Cuisi­nart as many of these ingre­di­ents as will fit, pour­ing them into a very large bowl as you go along. Then mix thor­oughly, and VOILA. Chill thor­oughly (if you have room in your freezer it won’t take long). Garbage soup. Every­one will thank you, and just think what you’ve used up that you almost threw away.

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