Pork Roast with Pota­toes Anna and Roast Beetroot

Pork Roast with Pota­toes Anna and Roast Beetroot

1 2 lb fil­let of pork
1 bunch beets (usu­al­ly 4)
four large white pota­toes (not bak­ing, though)
1 bunch rosemary
3 cloves gar­lic, minced
3 tbsps olive oil
salt and pepper
1 stick butter
3 tbsps bal­sam­ic vinegar

An hour and a half before you want to eat, cut the tops off each beet and wrap them as a group in foil. Put them in a hot, hot oven (425).

Then get a cou­ple of gro­cery bags you’ve been sav­ing for when you scoop out the lit­ter box and put one inside the oth­er (bags, I mean, not the lit­ter box). Then put in the pork roast, the rose­mary, the olive oil and gar­lic, salt and pep­per in the bag and shake and squeeze until you’re sure the roast is coat­ed. Leave until the beets have 45 min­utes left to cook.

At the 45-minute moment, put your roast in a foil-lined pan (then when you’re clean­ing up you just ball up the foil and throw it away, and put the dish on its blame­less shelf wher­ev­er) and put it in the oven, tak­ing care to put the bunch of rose­mary under­neath it. Then quick­ly peel and thin­ly slice your pota­toes, or hap­pi­ly run them through a slic­ing blade on your cuisi­nart (my OCD self delights in the hand-slic­ing, which is sav­ing me thou­sands of dol­lars in ther­a­py). Then melt the but­ter in a heavy skil­let and arrange the pota­to slices in as even a fanned series of lay­ers as you can. Salt and pep­per them and put them over a low flame. LEAVE THEM. Do not suc­cumb to the temp­ta­tion to stir, poke, turn or in any oth­er way inter­fere with their lives at this point. You can just sit around in the kitchen read­ing your book for about 20 minutes.

Then, put a plate over the skil­let and turn the pota­toes out upside down. Then slide them back into the skil­let to cook on the oth­er side. Again, resist the temp­ta­tion to play with them! The point is to give your­self a break while also let­ting them cook undis­turbed so they’ll come out all nice and intact and crispy.

Final­ly, when the beets are done, take them and the roast out of the oven. Let the roast rest while you peel the beets and cut them up, and splash them with bal­sam­ic vine­gar. Then carve the roast and slide the pota­toes onto the plate again.

Done. It’s easy peasy, as they say here, and com­plete­ly com­fort­ing and GOOD for you. Well, there is that stick of but­ter, but don’t be picky, please.