a sec­ond cake!

I still can’t get over it. My bak­ing curse, the one in which I could not prop­er­ly pro­duce any­thing for dessert, seems to have lift­ed! Because while I have known for some time that I could pro­duce ONE cake with no dif­fi­cul­ty, today I achieved its suc­ces­sor, and I can­not wait to share it with you.

Now, believe me when I tell you that I ful­ly real­ize an Eng­lish lemon driz­zle cake is child’s play, learned at the knees of their moth­ers, to most Eng­lish peo­ple. It’s the basic, the one you set a bright ten-year-old to make on a nice sun­ny Sat­ur­day after­noon (well, that descrip­tion in and of itself sounds like fic­tion, the sun­ny bit) in time for tea. But I am a per­son who had a moth­er at whose knee I might learn to play Chopin’s “Minute Waltz” or mem­o­rize the com­plete Agatha Christie, but would nev­er learn to cook any­thing because she detest­ed cook­ing so. In fact, the only rea­son I learned to cook at all was to relieve the poor dear of her metaphor­i­cal apron and take over feed­ing the fam­i­ly so she could get back to needle­point­ing exquis­ite sam­plers while simul­ta­ne­ous­ly refin­ish­ing some enor­mous piece of Indi­ana antique fur­ni­ture. I know, she does­n’t sound real. But she is, thankfully.

I digress. My point is, I have learned cook­ing by tri­al and error, for the most part, and there have been plen­ty of errors. Oh boy! I have one read­er of this blog who is kind enough to tell me that my errors make her feel more con­fi­dent, and I can absolute­ly see the point of that. As I get old­er, I have less and less patience with peo­ple whose pur­pose in life seems to be to make me feel inad­e­quate, and I grav­i­tate more and more to the types who say, “Well done!” This is not to say I can’t accept crit­i­cism, because my writ­ing expe­ri­ences this year have done away with most of what­ev­er ego I ever had. But I like to be with peo­ple, whether in writ­ing or real life, who are REAL. Peo­ple who screw up and then can dust them­selves off, explain how, and get it right the next time.

That being said, I have made a dis­pro­por­tion­ate num­ber of mis­takes in the cre­ation of things to eat at the end of a meal. In part this is because my idea of dessert is anoth­er soft shell crab, or meat­ball, per­haps anoth­er piece of cheese. But mine is a life that includes a small­ish child to feed, Bake Sales to con­tribute to and the like, and it has become increas­ing­ly embar­rass­ing to have all din­ner guests say mild­ly and with com­plete con­fi­dence, “Would you like me to bring dessert?”

Well, I have my apple and banana cake now, Avery’s favorite break­fast of all. And today, the per­fect lemon driz­zle cake came out of my oven. I just can’t tell you how pleased, and relieved, and inspired I am. Per­haps oth­er cakes are in my future. Of course this cake could be a lime driz­zle, or orange driz­zle cake just as eas­i­ly. A sat­suma and clemen­tine cake! A Mey­er lemon cake, let’s get crazy! But for the moment, I give you:

Lemon Driz­zle Cake
(serves 10)

225 grams (one cup) unsalt­ed but­ter, softened
225 grams (one cup) cast­er (ordi­nary Amer­i­can) sugar
4 eggs
zest of 3 lemons, fine­ly grated
zest of 1 lime, fine­ly grated
225 grams (one cup) self-rais­ing flour, or plain flour with 1 tsp bak­ing pow­der added

driz­zle topping
juice of 3 lemons
85 grams (1/3 cup) cast­er sugar

Beat the but­ter and sug­ar till soft and fluffy, then beat in eggs one at a time. Stir in zests and flour gen­tly until ful­ly mixed (includ­ing the bak­ing pow­der if you are using plain flour). Tip into a loaf pan and smooth the top flat with a spoon. Lick the spoon.

Bake for about 45 min­utes in an oven set to 185C, 350F. Watch care­ful­ly, because all ovens are dif­fer­ent. Take care not to burn bot­tom or brown top too much. The cake is done when the mid­dle of the top does­n’t jig­gle when pressed gen­tly. Err on the side of bak­ing less rather than longer.

Cool cake enough so that you can han­dle the tin. In the mean­time, mix the lemon juice and sug­ar till dis­solved. Prick the top of the cake all over with a fork and then SLOW­LY driz­zle the mix­ture over it. If you driz­zle too fast, the mix­ture will end up all slid­ing down the sides of the cake. Serve warm.

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Heav­en­ly! I adapt­ed this recipe from Tana Ram­say, belea­guered wife of Gor­don. I’ve tripled her mea­sure­ments for lemon zest and juice, and added the lime zest. My fam­i­ly like cit­rus! But feel free to cut down on these if your fam­i­ly are not lemon freaks.

With my cake safe­ly made, John and I went off in the driz­zly grey Lon­don after­noon to get Avery at school, and Emi­ly traipsed along with us, down the cheery lit­tle expanse of shops down the road from their school. So cozy. We passed the mas­sive build­ing hous­ing the roman­tic swim­ming pool, at which I per­formed my first “recep­tion­ist duty” last night. Such respon­si­bil­i­ty! Col­lect the keys from school, try to remem­ber the code for the gate and door, turn on the lights, col­lect the cash box, swim­ming caps for sale, sign-in book. And so many swim­mers turned up! Among them, in the gath­er­ing chilly dark­ness, were Annie and Fred and Emi­ly, all chat­ter­ing six­teen to the dozen as they do, part­ly why I love them: so cheer­ful and busy com­pared to our very qui­et (too qui­et) house­hold. And a love­ly old man who signed his name, ran his fin­ger down the list of names and said, “Oh, dear, oh dear, I’m the 13th swim­mer. You know, my dear, in my block of flats the num­bers go from 12 to 12A to 14. Makes a hash of deliv­er­ies, but…” I offered the infor­ma­tion that many Amer­i­can hotels have no 13th floor. “Well, obvi­ous­ly there IS one, but they skip the num­ber and just go right on to 14,” I bab­bled. He wise­ly ignored this sal­ly and made his state­ly way to the pool.

Well, I can tell you that the cake met with the approval of Emi­ly, Avery and John. Being me, nat­u­ral­ly there was a screwup. I had put the bat­ter into the pan and the pan into the oven when I saw the con­tain­er of bak­ing pow­der on the counter. Holy s&^t, I had for­got­ten to put it in. I sal­vaged the pan from the oven, poured the bat­ter back into the bowl, added the bak­ing pow­der, put it back in the pan, back in the oven. It’s a very for­giv­ing recipe, because all was FINE. And the driz­zle nev­er glazed in the way that tra­di­tion­al lemon driz­zle cakes here do. All the driz­zle ran into the cake. Emi­ly diag­nosed too much lemon juice to the amount of sug­ar, but just as I was plan­ning to try again tomor­row with more sug­ar, Avery said, “I pre­fer it with no glaze. It can be too sweet, and this ver­sion has just enough BITE.” Thank you, food crit­ic on the hearth.

There you go. Enjoy, because it’s fool­proof and it will bright­en up your day, grey or not. And you fam­i­ly in Indi­ana: throw a cou­ple of snow­balls for me!

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