it does­n’t get bet­ter than Branagh

I have sprained my left ankle, in a very minor and yet extreme­ly irri­tat­ing way. How? Not as you might expect in my week­ly very ener­getic ten­nis les­son with the man Roc­co, nor in cross­ing a per­ilous street in Lon­don rife with con­struc­tion detri­tus. Now, I have sprained it in descend­ing the three, or is it four, steps from my study down to my din­ing room. The dis­as­ter lies, as it turned out, in my lack of under­stand­ing of PRE­CISE­LY how many steps it was. I am in mor­tal pain.

And on the eve of Avery’s school Christ­mas Fair, for which I worked tire­less­ly all day help­ing the oth­er moth­ers of her class sort the thou­sands of donat­ed books into The Book Stall, which will be a thing of beau­ty when we open our doors tomor­row. Dirty, dirty, can I tell you, donat­ed books are dusty. And games. And puz­zles. But the extreme labor was mit­i­gat­ed by the atmos­phere, well-remem­bered by me at least, of Fairs gone by, both here in Lon­don and at what I per­sist in call­ing, some­times, Home. School vol­un­teer­ing: my strongest mem­o­ries are of PS 234 in Tribeca, home of her kinder­garten days and hence her post-Sep­tem­ber 11 days, where vol­un­teer­ing meant the dif­fer­ence between the school stay­ing in busi­ness and NOT. And then the super-pre­cious days of her pri­ma­ry school here in uni­form, learn­ing the ropes of words like “Tombo­la” and “Lucky Dip,” which trip off my tongue these days like base­ball and apple pie.

And while I was slav­ing away, pre-sprain, at the Book Stall? She was swim­ming in the city’s only salt-water swim­ming pool at no less than the River­side Health and Rac­quet Club Chiswick with her new friend Lis­sa. This child was born and raised in Paris until a few years ago when she arrived here with her Amer­i­can and British par­ents to attend the school most like­ly to feed into (awful phrase) Avery’s cur­rent school. So added togeth­er, this girl is sort of the coolest pro­file you can imag­ine. Amer­i­can accent, flu­ent in French, com­ing from the best British school, and now with a tick­et to a vir­tu­al sea on land. Avery was in heav­en. “Mum­my, they have machines to dry your suit! And spe­cial sham­poos in lit­tle sil­ver con­tain­ers, and…” Men­tal­ly com­par­ing this Shangri-la to our own grot­ty school pool where I drag home our wet suits inside our manda­to­ry rub­ber swim caps and Avery flat­ly refus­es to wash her hair with my tiny trav­el bot­tles… not cool! Well, she’ll have to wal­low again on Tues­day evening. At least the food at the cool pool was awful.

Any­way, I came home from vol­un­teer­ing and met up with Avery at the skat­ing rink, then home for din­ner, only to fall down the steps and into my cur­rent ignominy.

Which does not in any way reflect the Extreme Excite­ment of our evening last night. Ivanov! At the Wyn­d­ham, with Ken­neth Branagh in the lead role. To see the cur­tain rise, reveal a tiny (not cheesy) bit of dry ice rep­re­sent­ing the Russ­ian bar­ren land­scape, and Branagh him­self, head bowed, back to the audi­ence… you get an inevitable thrill of “there is the man, the man him­self.” I had nev­er seen him per­form live. It is a rev­e­la­tion. The com­pact­ness of his body, every sin­gle move­ment thought out and brought to life with deci­sion and pas­sion, his unex­pect­ed­ly strong arms and hands, ges­tur­ing all the despair of a char­ac­ter we could all iden­ti­fy with! Midlife cri­sis! Rest­less­ness, a sense that life around us was frag­ile… so many ref­er­ences to con­tem­po­rary finan­cial crises that John and I won­dered how much Tom Stop­pard, the play­wright’s trans­la­tor, had played around with the text.

Just won­drous. I would say run, go, but… you prob­a­bly can’t get a tick­et. Ours came months ago as a fundrais­er from Avery’s school, more spoil­ing. We loved it. And our pre-the­atre din­ner at Gaby’s Din­er was a hoot. Pret­ty darn good salt-beef, a close sec­ond to Katz’s Deli in our beloved Low­er East Side of Man­hat­tan… and sal­ads galore for next to no mon­ey. Cred­it crunch, here we come. But not until my ankle heals.

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